Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Friendship is not important with whom you have it
Friendship is how deep you have it.
Friendship is not how much you know
Friendship is how much you care,
Friendship is not how much you make happy
Friendship is how much you share sorrows.
Friendship is not how many times you reach your hand
Friendship is how many times you touch the heart
Friendship is not how precious thing you give
Friendship is how much sensitive things you offer,
Friendship is not an achievement
Friendship is one beyond your destination,
Friendship is not just sharing the joy
Friendship is love in sharing the tears,
Long live our Friendship
Ever ending one To YOU

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”
Pig says: “big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear..”

The more generous we are,
        the more joyous we become.
The more cooperative we are,
        the more valuable we become.
The more enthusiastic we are,
        the more productive we become.
The more serving we are,
        the more prosperous we become.
The more outgoing we are,
        the more helpful we become.
The more curious we are,
        the more creative we become.
The more patient we are,
        the more understanding we become.
The more persistent we are,
        the more successful we become.

 
                  
Try not to become a man of success but a man of
                  value. Albert Einstein
                 
                 
                 
                  If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost 
                  that is where they should be. Now put foundations under
                  them.Henry David Thoreau
      

            
      Inspiration and genius--one and the same.Victor 
                  Hugo
    

              
                  Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the
                  gateways that lead to new beginnings.Ralph
                  Blum
                 
                 
                  To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb
                  of all is that which says:"Leave no stone
                  unturned."Edward Bulwer Lytton
                 
                 
                  Every artist was first an amateur.Ralph Waldo
                  Emerson
                 
                 
                  No great man ever compains of want of opportunities.Ralph
                  Waldo Emerson
                 

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they
                  can.Thomas Carlyle
                 
                 
                 
                  Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to
                  make them come true.Leon J. Suenes
         

        
The power of imagination makes us infinite.John
                  Muir
                 
                 
                  First say to yourself what you would be;and then do what you
                  have to do.Epictetus
  

                
                  Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.George
                  Herman "Babe" Ruth
                 

Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.  
 
  When things aren’t going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.  
 
  Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.  
 
  Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.  
 
  When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later .  
 
  The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.  
 
  Variety is the spice of life. It’s the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.  
 
  Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.  
 
  Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.  
 
   Don’t be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.  
 
   Take time often to celebrate your successes—even little ones.  
 
   Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can’t be rushed.

Your presence is a present to the world.

 You're unique and one of a kind.

Your life can be what you want it to be.

Take the days just one at a time.

 Count your blessings, not your troubles.

You'll make it through whatever comes along.

Within you are so many answers.

Understand, have courage, be strong.

Don't put limits on yourself.

So many dreams are waiting to be realized.

 Decisions are too important to leave to chance.

Reach for your peak, your goal, your prize.

Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.

The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets.

 Don't take things too seriously.

Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.

Remember that a little love goes a long way… Remember that a lot…goes forever.

 Remember that friendship is a wise investment.

Life's treasures are people…together.

Realize that it's never too late

. Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.

 Have health and hope and happiness.

Take time to wish upon a star.

And don't ever forget…for even a day… How very special you are

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

Out of the frying pan and into the fire
(to go from a bad to a worse situation)

Might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb
(if you're going to get into the same amount of trouble, you might as well commit the greater offense)

Six of one, half a dozen of the other
(each choice is really the same thing)

Two sides of the same coin
(two aspects of a situation that are connected by necessity)

In for a penny, in for a pound
(if you're going to make a minor committment you might as well make the entire committment)

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched
(don't start making plans for something until it is a reality, rather than a pleasant speculation)

Don't cross your bridges before you get to them

(don't worry about future problems before you need to)

A stitch in time saves nine
(if you take care of a problem while it's small you won't have a bigger problem to deal with later)
(or, as Dr. Who likes to say: A stitch in time takes up space)

Time and tide wait for no man
(act in a timely fashion because you can't get back lost chances)
(or, once again as Dr. Who likes to say: Time and tide melts the snowman.)